I'm officially off coffee. It's been just about two weeks since this post. I use my one cup coffeemaker at work to make matte every so often and I drink more orange and apple juice. I had a few cups of decaf last week and it kind of tasted like ass. I know decaf's trickier to roast, but it never tasted that bad before. And even decaf makes my stomache burn like i never noticed before. So its on to matte.

I had to fill out a doctor's form last week and I got to check off:

Do you...
Drink Alcohol : No
Drink Coffee: No
Drink Soda: No
Smoke Cigarettes: No
Smoke Marijuana: No
Use other drugs: No

It made me feel old, but healthy. And sorta lame. But sorta good too.

so I'm jumping in and finally using my work insurance (after months of not taking the time to think about it). Does anyone in the SF area (preferably close to the mission, castro, or soma just because i'm lazy) have recommendations for:

• General Doctor Person


• Eye Doc


• Dentist (preferably one who has non-mercury fillings options)


• Girl-junk Doc


• Chiropractor


• Holistic/Reiki/Massage/Acupuncture (i'm not sure if that kind of stuff is covered but I'm interested anyway)

Across the board I prefer women and/or queer docs. And shit, as long as I'm being picky make them attractive, close to my house, and part of the pacificare ppo network. And willing to buy me an all expense paid weekend in vegas. You know, because its good for my health.